Thursday, September 17, 2009

Why Selecting an ERP System Is Like a 12-Step Recovery Program

Why Selecting an ERP Arrangement Is Like a 12-Step Accretion Program

So, I was analytic over this article, and it al of a sudden occurred to me that there are astonishing similarities amid s 12-step diplomacy and the ERP alternative process.

Is your business on the alley to recovery? Find out!

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Step 1

We accepted we were blank over alcohol”that our lives had become unmanageable.

ERP alternative translation: For alcohol, acting broken business processes (by extension, for alcoholics, apprehend employees).

Step 2

came to accept that a Ability greater than ourselves could restore us to sanity.

ERP alternative translation: For Power, acting project team.

Step 3

fabricated a accommodation to about-face our will and our lives over to the affliction of God as we accepted Him.

ERP alternative translation: Creating the business case for a new ERP system. For God, acting ERP system. [Warning: do NOT acting CEO for God. Thats just foolishness.]

Step 4

fabricated a analytic and assured moral account of ourselves.

ERP alternative translation: Interviewing your stakeholders.

Step 5

accepted to God, to ourselves, and to addition animal getting the exact attributes of our wrongs.

ERP alternative translation: Business action modelling, allotment 1”defining your as is processes.

Step 6

were absolutely accessible to accept God abolish all these defects of character.

ERP alternative translation: Business action modelling, allotment 2”defining your to be processes.

Step 7

humbly asked Him to abolish our shortcomings.

ERP alternative translation: Sending your RFI to arrangement vendors.

Step 8

fabricated a account of all bodies we had harmed, and became accommodating to accomplish apology to them all.

[Note: Applicable to CRM systems only]

Step 9

fabricated absolute apology to such humans wherever possible, except if to do so would abuse them or others.

ERP alternative translation: [redacted by Legal Department]

Step 10

connected to yield claimed account and if we were amiss promptly accepted it.

ERP alternative translation: Reducing your customization requirements.

Step 11

approved through adoration and brainwork to advance our acquainted acquaintance with God as we accepted Him, praying alone for ability of His Will for us and the ability to backpack that out.

ERP alternative translation: For prayer and meditation, acting scripted bell-ringer demos.

Step 12

accepting had a airy activation as the aftereffect of these steps, we approved to backpack this bulletin to alcoholics, and to convenance these attempt in all our affairs.

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